Why I Miss Spam
OK, I'll admit it. Sometimes I miss spam e-mail. Don't you?
Don't you ever miss coming to work on a Monday morning, getting a fresh, hot cup of three-day old coffee from the community coffee pot which you haven't contributed any money to in a couple of years, sitting down at your desk and opening your e-mail account to find about 176 e-mails from people you don't know.
Of course, you open each of them any way. Why not. It's the company's computer so who cares if it gets a virus and what? Like you're going to work on a Monday morning anyway?
You would go through deleting each one of them one at a time even though it would be easier just to select all  because again, it's Monday morning and what else are you going to do all day  and then there it would be:
Bouncing Boobies! Or maybe an ad for some foreign chick willing to marry you from Russia. Or my favorite the enlarge-your-whatever-body-part-of-the-week-special even if you don't actually have that particular body part.
It was just like a great, big, virtual Cracker Jack box every morning.
Yep, I miss spam.
Don't you ever miss coming to work on a Monday morning, getting a fresh, hot cup of three-day old coffee from the community coffee pot which you haven't contributed any money to in a couple of years, sitting down at your desk and opening your e-mail account to find about 176 e-mails from people you don't know.
Of course, you open each of them any way. Why not. It's the company's computer so who cares if it gets a virus and what? Like you're going to work on a Monday morning anyway?
You would go through deleting each one of them one at a time even though it would be easier just to select all  because again, it's Monday morning and what else are you going to do all day  and then there it would be:
Bouncing Boobies! Or maybe an ad for some foreign chick willing to marry you from Russia. Or my favorite the enlarge-your-whatever-body-part-of-the-week-special even if you don't actually have that particular body part.
It was just like a great, big, virtual Cracker Jack box every morning.
Yep, I miss spam.
posted by Cult of the Internet at 8:30 PM
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